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According to my wife I am very happy!
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Any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a DAD!
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Basic Man Rules:
1. We don't NEED any directions.
2. We are not mind readers.
3. If it itches it will be scratched.
4.If the game is on everything else should be off.
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Best Dad Hands Down
(kids hand prints and label each one)
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Big shoes to fill
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Butterfly kisses
- Bob Carlisle, Randy Thomas
lyrics
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DAD: The Man, The Myth, and The Legend
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DADITUDE!
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Dad's the Boss, Mom said so.
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Embarrassing, encouraging, and consoling my children;
just a few services I offer.
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A father is someone to look up to no matter how tall you get.
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A father fills our lives - a Dad fills our memories with love.
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A Father's Prayer:
Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weaned,
and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid,
one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat,
and humble and gentle in victory.
- Douglas MacArthur
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Father Time
(my dad and his grandfather clock)
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The greatest gift I ever had came from God, I call him Dad!
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Hanging with Dad
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A HERO is the simplest and obscurest of men.
- Thoreau
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His heritage to his children wasn't words or possessions,
but an unspoken treasure, the treasure of his example as a man and a father.
- Will Rogers
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How do you measure up?
(measuring tape and tools)
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I came! I fixed/built! I TOOL MAN!
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I can fix anything - where's the DUCT TAPE.
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I do all my best thinking on the couch!
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I had some words with my wife - she had some paragraphs with me!
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,,, I thank you for the freedom, When it came my time to go
I thank you for the kindness, And the times when you got tough,
and papa I don't think I said, "I love you" near enough.
- Dan Fogelberg
Leader of the Band
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I'm in shape - round is a shape!!!
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I'm in no shape to exercise. I could hurt something important!
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In my daughter's eyes
- Martina McBride
lyrics
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Insanity is inherited - you get it from your children.
- bumper sticker
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It takes time to be a good father. It takes effort-trying, failing,
and trying again.
And just when you have it figured out -
you're sending them to college.
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It's all muscle!
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It's not time to make a change, Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault, There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down, If you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.
- Cat Stevens
lyrics
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IT'S TOOL TIME!!
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The Joys of Parenthood
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A legend in his own mind.
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Lead me, Guide me, Walk beside me
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Lessons from Dad
(two wheel bike, changing a tire, building, cooking, having fun)
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Life doesn't come with an instruction book - that's why we have fathers.
- H. Jackson Brown
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The Man The Myth The Legend
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Mr. Mom
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My dad has always taught me these words; care and share.
- Tiger Woods
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My Dads a Reel Catch
(fishing tackle, rods and fish)
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My heart belongs to Daddy
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My Universe, My World, My Wife, My Children, My Sports Team, and MY CAR!!
(These are the big things in a man's life! Not in that order!)
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Real men know the value of DUCT TAPE!
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Same shirt-different day-new dirt
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Same shirt -different day -gonna get dirty anyway
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The way to a man's heart…
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The toughest job you'll ever love - fatherhood.
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Walking in Dad's footsteps
(trying on dads shoes)
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Walkin' /Playin' /Workin' /Drivin' /Doin' with my Dad!
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We spell hero D.A.D.
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What time is it? IT'S TOOL TIME!!
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the
old man around.
But when I got to be twenty-one,
I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
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Worlds greatest Dad (at least 2 hand prints) Hands down.
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Your love of a lifetime has become a life time of love.
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