ScrapSayings, Golf

  • Another Ball in the Trees

  • Bye Bye Birdie

  • Chip Shot

  • Fore!!!! OK maybe 3 ½?

  • Future Tiger Woods

  • Golf: clubs, double bogie, bogie, par, birdie, eagle, hole in one, putter, wood, driver, wedge, iron, greens, rough, tee, tee off, ball, flag, hole, sand trap, water hazard, scorecard, fairway

  • Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

  • Golf is a steady diet of greens.

  • Golf is really my profession, show business [put your profession here] just pays for the greens fees. - Bob Hope

  • Golf - It's Not Just A Game / That's the name of the game!

  • Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone's game. -- it's called an eraser.

  • Golfers don't get mad … they get tee'd off!

  • The Greatest Golfers: Palmer, Player, Nicklaus, Watson, Kite, Trevino, Woods, and [put your golfer's name here]

  • Heaven seems a little closer when your house is near the golf course.

  • I am a firm believer in 'negative thinking' when used correctly. We need to be AWARE of negatives so that we can steer clear of them. A golfer needs to know where the bunkers and sandtraps are - but he doesn't think continuously about the bunker - where he doesn't want to go. His mind 'glances' at the bunker, but he dwells upon the green. - Dr. Maxwell Maltz, American cosmetic surgeon and author.

  • I usually golf in the mid 70's… Any colder and I just stay home.

  • I hate golf! I Hate Golf!! I HATE GOLF!!! Oooh! Nice shot! I Love Golf!

  • I live on greens! (bowl of golf balls instead of salad)

  • I've been in the rough before but this is ridiculous. (really long grass -jungle)

  • If only I could swing like I do in practice.

  • If you watch a game, it is fun. If you play a game, it is recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

  • Iron Man

  • It Went Wear?

  • Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

  • The Masters - Here I Come

  • Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along.

  • OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls

  • OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive

  • Old Golfers never die, they just putter around/away

  • On the Green In Two

  • Proof is in the putting

  • The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

  • Tee'd Off / Teeing Off / Now for the Tee-Off

  • Thank your lucky stars.

  • Tiger Woods wanna-be

  • You can never start too young!