A
ball of a birthday
The
best 10 years of a woman's life is between 39 and 40.
Birthday
Bash/Blow-out/Blitz/Bounty
Birthday
cake, candles, presents, streamers, party hats, horns, (the
number of years), pick your favorite dinner or resturant
Blow
the candles, wish away. You're the superstar every/of the day.
Count
your age by friends not years. Count your life by smiles not
tears.
Clownin'
Around
Forever
39 - Jack Benny
Forever
Young
He's
nifty at 50!
Headline
News : (person's name) is (number)
of years old!
Hot
off the presses
I'm
aging like a fine wine - I'm getting complex and full-bodied.
It's
hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember
when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George
Burns
I'm
having a SENIOR moment -- I'll be back soon. [I think!]
It's
my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
It's
Nifty to be 50
It's
not the age it's the attitude!
I'm
not old ... I'm a vintage year.
Just
what I always wanted.
Lordy,
Lordy look who's 40!
Maturity
begins when we're content to be right about something without
finding it necessary to prove that someone else is wrong.
-Barbara Johnson
Middle
age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
The
more candles the bigger the wish
My
doctor says I'm in the early stages of Fossilization.
My
get up and go has got up and went/gone
(Name)
is so sexy at 60
Oh
Dear, Another Year
"OLD"
IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs" and
you answer, "Yep I could use a nap about now."
"OLD"
IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN...A
gorgeous girl catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door
"OLD" IS WHEN...You don't care where
your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go
along.
"OLD" IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow
down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD"
IS WHEN..."Getting some action" means I don't need to
take any fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting
lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
Once
you're over the hill, you pick up speed.
One
year older and another year cuter!
A
picture perfect Birthday (camera and film die cuts)
A
pocket full of birthday wishes
A
royal birthday (castle / crown /princess/ king)
Senility
Prayer:
Dear
God,
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never
liked,
The good fortune to run into the people I do like,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.
So
many candles - so little cake
Sweet
Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry
That's
Mr. Old Fart to you!
We
should do this more often.
You're
like fine wine ... aged to perfection.
39
and still holding
Tips:
Who
else was born on your birthday? What were the headlines on that
date? Check our resource center and
find out.
Boarder
your Birthday page with symbols of the holiday. (Birthday
cake, candles, presents, streamers, party hats, horns, (the
number of years), pick your favorite dinner or restaurant)