Are
you sure you want short hair?
Auburn
Beauty
Bad
Hair Day - ware a hat
Bad
Hair Day? -- I don't think so!
You never have a bad hair day
when you don't have ANY. (bald baby or man)
Bald
at birth -- Bald revisited
Bald
is Beautiful. Just ask Micheal Jordon, Patrick Stewart, Bruce
Willis, and Mr. Magoo.
The
Battle of the Bald - I think it's a losing battle
in this case.
Beard
Poem
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't
be sceered,
Just a beard.
-- George
Carlin (b.1937 Grammy-winning
American stand-up comedian, actor,
author and created "Seven Words You Can Never Say on
Television," 1972 )
Big
Hairy Deal
Blond
Bombshell
Buzzzz
Cut - Buzzzz Saw - What's the Buzzzzz?
Crazy
Curl
Crazy
Hair Day
Curly
Locks
Cutting
the Curls
Did
you get your hair cut? NO, I got them all cut!
Did
you get your hair cut? Which one?
Do
you really want to do that?
The
First Hair Cut (don't forget to save a lock of
hair)
The
Few The Proud The Bald (use khaki or camouflage
paper)
(Person's
name) Gets a buzzz!
God
made some of us perfect - the rest of us He gave hair.
Golden
Girl
Goldy
Locks
Goodness
Gracious Great Balls of Fire (Red Head)
Gray
is the New Blond
Great
Do Dude!
Hair?
What hair? (bald baby or man)
Hair
Poem: I'm aware some may stare at my hair.
In
fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair.
But I
don't care, Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No
fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like
a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care.
Wear it to
there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare!
My wife
bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a
chocolate éclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of
the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do
you care?
-- George Carlin (b.1937
Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author and
created "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television,"
1972 )
Hair-larious
I'm
not vain. I always look this good!!
I've
got BED HEAD (colicky hair from sleeping)
Our
Little Fireball (Red Head)
Rag
Mop / Rag-a-Muffin
R
A G G M O P P Ragmop! - written by Ames Brothers
1963
Red
Head: carrot top / fireball / stop light
Sheered
like a Sheep
Static
Cling (use lightning bolt for the t's and l)
Struggling
Hair Farmer (someone who is losing the battle of
the bald)
An
up do !
Wacky/Wayout
Wigs
What
a great Do!
What
did you do to your hair?
Wish
you were HAIR!
You
got your ears lowered I see.
You
look 10 years younger! (get before and after
w/picture-10yrs young)
Tips:
Use
acid-free envelopes paper or plastic and keep the hair out of
direct sunlight.