Scrapbook Titles and Sayings, Food and Diet


 

  • Always in good taste

  • Amazing! You can hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!!

  • Are you buttering me up??

  • Before and After (dieting)

  • Berry Sweet / A Berry Smile (berries all over someone's face)

  • The Big Cheese

  • Blue plate special

  • The breakfast of champions

  • Bring home the bacon.

  • Calories Don't Count When Your On Vacation

  • Chef's Inspiration (leftovers)

  • The Chocolate Chip Cookie was inadvertently created in 1930 by Ruth Craves Wakefield at the Toll House Inn Whitman, MA. Lacking bakers chocolate for her cookie recipe, she substituted a chopped semi-sweet chocolate off a bar, expecting it to melt into the batter during baking. The chocolate did not melt, and the cookie became an instant American classic. Ruth received a lifetime supply of chocolate for the rights to publish the recipe.

  • Comfort Food

  • Coffee Break

  • Couch Potato / Mashed Couch Potato

  • Cut the mustard

  • Cute enough to kiss (candy kisses)

  • Dance in the body you have and make it the best you've ever done. - Agnes DeMille

  • DIET TIPS
    1) If no one sees you eat it - it has no calories.
    2) If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar - they cancel each other out.
    3) When eating with someone else, cut your calories in half.
    4) Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as: chocolate, brandy, and Sara Lee Cheese Cake.
    5) If you fatten up everyone around you then you look thinner.
    6) Movie related foods don't count because they simply part of the movie experience - the entertainment factor.
    7) Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of breaking up whole cookies into pieces causes the calories to leak out.
    8) Late Night snacking has no calories because it's too dark to read the calorie counts off the package. It's way too dark to write them in you counter book anyway.
    (a version was printed in Ann Landers column)

  • Dinner time just got more interesting. (Bib, first solid food, feeding himself, first spaghetti)

  • Dinner Choices:
    1) Take It
    2) Leave It
    3) Fix it yourself BUT be sure to clean up your mess.

  • Do you eat to live or live to eat??
    Are you kidding? I live to eat!!!!

  • Does wine count as a serving of fruit?

  • Easy as Pie

  • Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

  • Everything tastes better over an open fire.

  • A feast fit for a King

  • Feel the burn - loose consciousness.

  • Finger lickin' good - Kentucky Fried Chicken And no fair lickin' anyone else's finger.

  • Food Fight

  • Give us this day our daily bread

  • Good cooks never lack friends.

  • Good Mood Food

  • Guess who's coming to dinner? -- Stanley Kramer (American film director)

  • Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt. (Use ripped magazine letters like a ransom note.)

  • A healthy diet requires lots of greens (golf).

  • High Tea (Tea and cakes or little sandwiches are served usually at 4pm)

  • Hung Overs (leftovers)

  • I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan ... but I'd rather just go out!!

  • I can deal with anything as long as I have Chocolate.

  • I don't care what you call me. Just don't call me late for dinner.

  • I eat from all the basic junk food groups: chips, chocolate, and ice cream.

  • I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino

  • I gave up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pants on fire.

  • I put ketchup on my ketchup.

  • I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice cream!

  • I will start running when you show me a runner who is smiling.

  • I'd give up chocolate, but I'm NO QUITTER!!!

  • I'll eat anything as long as it's covered in cheese or chocolate.

  • I'm so rumbly in my tumbly. Time for something sweet. - Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree

  • I'm the member of the "clean your plate" club!

  • I'm not a short-order cook.

  • I'm on a see food diet - I see food and I eat it.

  • If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is that a balanced diet?

  • If I have to count the calories in a whole cookie - all the crumbs must be FREE!!

  • If life deals you lemons - make lemonade.
    If life gives you tomatoes then make some sauce and get the pasta!

  • In a SPLIT second it will be gone! (banana split)

  • In China you eat Chinese food, in Italy you eat Italian, in Greece you eat Greek, In the US you can visit them all.

  • Instant Human -- just add coffee

  • It's a piece of cake

  • A kid's idea of a balanced meal is a hamburger in each hand.

  • King of the Grill and Queen of the Kitchen

  • Kiss-able Kids (candy kisses)

  • Make mine Chocolate!!!

  • A meal, however simple, is a moment of intersection. It is at once the most basic, the most fundamental, of our life's activities, maintaining the life of our bodies; shared with others it can be an occasion of joy and communion, uniting people deeply.

  • Mother's/Grandma's recipes she made it every Sunday/holiday. (If you have recipes in their own writing - copy it for your cook book and mount the original in your scrapbook. You might want to put it in an acid free pocket to keep it from yellowing.)

  • No pain No gain

  • Nobody knows the truffles I've seen

  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight -- by then your body and your fat have become very good friends.

  • One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 pounds.

  • The pick of the crop.

  • Proof is in the putting

  • Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I'm so busy I just forget to eat."

  • A spot of tea

  • Strawberry Fields Forever - Beatles -Paul McCartney John Lennon

  • Stressed spelled backward is DESSERTS!

  • Stress Diet
    Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice whole wheat toast, 8oz. Skim milk
    Lunch: 4oz. Lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed zucchini, 1 Oreo cookie, herb tea
    Mid afternoon: snack 1 medium apple, 10 more Oreos, 4 oz. Skim milk
    Dinner: 1 loaf of garlic bread, 1 SMALL cheese, pepperoni, onion, broccoli pizza (whole wheat crust), 1 Garden Salad (not iceberg lettuce-very little fiber) with grated cheese, 1/2 bottle of low fat ranch dressing, 3 LIGHT Beers
    Dessert: An Entire Frozen Cheesecake (can't wait for it to thaw-eat it right out of the box)
    Midnight snack: The rest of the package of Oreo Cookies, Large bowl of Rocky Road Ice Cream
    1/2 hour later another large bowl of ice cream (OH WELL! YOU LASTED LONGER THAN THE LAST DIET)

  • Sweet Inspiration

  • Sweet to eat and lots of fun too.
    Now tell me how to get rid of this goo. (candy, cotton candy or glue)

  • Sweets for the sweet

  • Sweet Pea

  • Table It

  • Tea and Crumpets

  • Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. - Edward Stanley (Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.)

  • Through thick or thin (dieting)

  • Thrilling Grilling

  • Two Peas in a Pod

  • Two Scoops (ice cream or raisin bran)

  • Vegging Out

  • Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

  • When I'm stressed I surround my self with all my comfort foods...and then I feel a little better.

  • When asked into how many pieces he wanted his pizza cut,
    he said: "Four. I don't think I can eat eight." - Yogi Berra

  • Where there is food, there's a way.

  • You sweeten my life.

  • Yum Yum Eat it up

    Jokes:

  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.

  • The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

  • A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

  • Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


    Tips:

    Make sure you get those family recipes in your scrapbook. If you can get a card or letter in your mother's or grandmother's handwriting, copy it for your book and put the card in a acid-free clear envelope. This will slow the aging of the paper.