Always
in good taste
Amazing!
You can hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks
two sizes!!
Are
you buttering me up??
Before
and After (dieting)
Berry
Sweet / A Berry Smile (berries all over someone's
face)
The
Big Cheese
Blue
plate special
The
breakfast of champions
Bring
home the bacon.
Calories
Don't Count When Your On Vacation
Chef's
Inspiration (leftovers)
The
Chocolate Chip Cookie was inadvertently created in
1930 by Ruth Craves Wakefield at the Toll House Inn Whitman, MA.
Lacking bakers chocolate for her cookie recipe, she substituted
a chopped semi-sweet chocolate off a bar, expecting it to melt
into the batter during baking. The chocolate did not melt, and
the cookie became an instant American classic. Ruth received a
lifetime supply of chocolate for the rights to publish the
recipe.
Comfort
Food
Coffee
Break
Couch
Potato / Mashed Couch Potato
Cut
the mustard
Cute
enough to kiss (candy kisses)
Dance
in the body you have and make it the best you've ever done. -
Agnes DeMille
DIET
TIPS
1) If no one sees you eat it - it has no
calories.
2) If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar - they
cancel each other out.
3) When eating with someone else, cut
your calories in half.
4) Food used for medicinal purposes
NEVER counts, such as: chocolate, brandy, and Sara Lee Cheese
Cake.
5) If you fatten up everyone around you then you look
thinner.
6) Movie related foods don't count because they
simply part of the movie experience - the entertainment factor.
7) Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of
breaking up whole cookies into pieces causes the calories to
leak out.
8) Late Night snacking has no calories because
it's too dark to read the calorie counts off the package. It's
way too dark to write them in you counter book anyway.
(a
version was printed in Ann Landers column)
Dinner
time just got more interesting. (Bib, first solid
food, feeding himself, first spaghetti)
Dinner
Choices:
1) Take It
2) Leave It
3) Fix it yourself BUT
be sure to clean up your mess.
Do
you eat to live or live to eat??
Are you kidding? I live to
eat!!!!
Does
wine count as a serving of fruit?
Easy
as Pie
Eat
drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
Everything
tastes better over an open fire.
A
feast fit for a King
Feel
the burn - loose consciousness.
Finger
lickin' good - Kentucky Fried Chicken And no
fair lickin' anyone else's finger.
Food
Fight
Give
us this day our daily bread
Good
cooks never lack friends.
Good
Mood Food
Guess
who's coming to dinner? -- Stanley Kramer (American
film director)
Hand
over the chocolate and no one will get hurt. (Use
ripped magazine letters like a ransom note.)
A
healthy diet requires lots of greens (golf).
High
Tea (Tea and cakes or little sandwiches are served
usually at 4pm)
Hung
Overs (leftovers)
I
can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan ... but I'd
rather just go out!!
I
can deal with anything as long as I have Chocolate.
I
don't care what you call me. Just don't call me late for dinner.
I
eat from all the basic junk food groups: chips, chocolate, and
ice cream.
I
found my thrill on Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
I
gave up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together
and setting my pants on fire.
I
put ketchup on my ketchup.
I
scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice cream!
I
will start running when you show me a runner who is smiling.
I'd
give up chocolate, but I'm NO QUITTER!!!
I'll
eat anything as long as it's covered in cheese or chocolate.
I'm
so rumbly in my tumbly. Time for something sweet. - Winnie
the Pooh and the Honey Tree
I'm
the member of the "clean your plate" club!
I'm
not a short-order cook.
I'm
on a see food diet - I see food and I eat it.
If
I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is
that a balanced diet?
If
I have to count the calories in a whole cookie - all the crumbs
must be FREE!!
If
life deals you lemons - make lemonade.
If life gives you
tomatoes then make some sauce and get the pasta!
In
a SPLIT second it will be gone! (banana split)
In
China you eat Chinese food, in Italy you eat Italian, in Greece
you eat Greek, In the US you can visit them all.
Instant
Human -- just add coffee
It's
a piece of cake
A
kid's idea of a balanced meal is a hamburger in each hand.
King
of the Grill and Queen of the Kitchen
Kiss-able
Kids (candy kisses)
Make
mine Chocolate!!!
A
meal, however simple, is a moment of intersection. It is at once
the most basic, the most fundamental, of our life's activities,
maintaining the life of our bodies; shared with others it can be
an occasion of joy and communion, uniting people deeply.
Mother's/Grandma's
recipes she made it every Sunday/holiday. (If you
have recipes in their own writing - copy it for your cook book
and mount the original in your scrapbook. You might want to put
it in an acid free pocket to keep it from yellowing.)
No
pain No gain
Nobody
knows the truffles I've seen
The
older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight -- by then your
body and your fat have become very good friends.
One
of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a
woman gain 5 pounds.
Skinny
people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You
know, sometimes I'm so busy I just forget to eat."
A
spot of tea
Strawberry
Fields Forever - Beatles -Paul McCartney John
Lennon
Stressed
spelled backward is DESSERTS!
Stress
Diet
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice whole wheat
toast, 8oz. Skim milk
Lunch: 4oz. Lean broiled chicken
breast, 1 cup steamed zucchini, 1 Oreo cookie, herb tea
Mid
afternoon: snack 1 medium apple, 10 more Oreos, 4 oz. Skim milk
Dinner: 1 loaf of garlic bread, 1 SMALL cheese, pepperoni,
onion, broccoli pizza (whole wheat crust), 1 Garden Salad (not
iceberg lettuce-very little fiber) with grated cheese, 1/2
bottle of low fat ranch dressing, 3 LIGHT Beers
Dessert: An
Entire Frozen Cheesecake (can't wait for it to thaw-eat it right
out of the box)
Midnight snack: The rest of the package of
Oreo Cookies, Large bowl of Rocky Road Ice Cream
1/2 hour
later another large bowl of ice cream (OH WELL! YOU LASTED
LONGER THAN THE LAST DIET)
Sweet
Inspiration
Sweet
to eat and lots of fun too.
Now tell me how to get rid of
this goo. (candy, cotton candy or glue)
Sweets
for the sweet
Sweet
Pea
Table
It
Tea
and Crumpets
Those
who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or
later have to find time for illness. - Edward
Stanley (Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.)
Through
thick or thin (dieting)
Thrilling
Grilling
Two
Peas in a Pod
Two
Scoops (ice cream or raisin bran)
Vegging
Out