You
can get some really different pictures when you have boys. And
you find out interesting things that you wish you didn't know
like ...
1.)
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.)
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.)
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4.)
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear
and a
Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
(There's a picture!)
5.)
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up afew
times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.)
The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan.
7.)
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh",
it's already too late.
8.)
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
(please don't try this!)
9.)
A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.)
Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
old Boy. And leave the coolest bruise on the bottom of your
foot.
11.)
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the
same sentence.
12.)
Super glue is forever.
13.)
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
14.)
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.)
VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though
TV commercials show they do.
16.)
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.)
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.)
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.)
Always look in the oven before you turn it on; melted plastic
can give off toxic fummes and does not clean well.
20.)
The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.)
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22.)
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.)
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.)
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
After surviving that the same 80% will mix Clorox and
Ammonia.)