All
dressed up and no place to go!
All
in Fur and Finery
Always
in good taste
Bandana-Rama
Blue
Jeans -- Levis jeans of today are direct
descendants of the original pair made in 1873. And it was two
visionary immigrants, Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis, who turned
denim, thread and a little metal into the most popular clothing
product in the world - blue jeans. What was once an apparel
associated with low culture-working class and farmers in the
late nineteenth-century society, is now a fashion statement
walking the runways in Paris for young and young at
heart alike.
A
boy and his boots - It's a guy/cowboy/country-western thing
A
girl and her boots - It's a beautiful/girl/country-western thing
Check
Mate / Checker board square / Check It Out (checked
clothes/material)
Coat
of many Colors - Dolly Parton (b.1946
Grammy-winning and Academy Award-nominated, American country
singer, songwriter, composer, musician, author, actress,
business woman, and philanthropist.)
Come
on over and see me sometime. - Mae West (She always
wore boa's)
Doctor
(your child's name), calling doctor (name
again)
Dressed
to the nines!
The
Essentials
Fancy
Pants
A
fashion statement - DON'T! / A fashion NO NO!
Fashion
takes it's cue from the beauty of nature
Forever
in Blue Jeans
Fringe
Benefit (clothes with fringe)
Funky,
Fabulous, Fresh, Fantastic, Far-out, Fifties Fashions
Happy
Feet – Great Shoes
Hats
Off!!
Hats
Off to ________ (person's name)
Hat
Tricks!!
I
can deal with anything as long as I have the right shoes.
I
just can't wait to be King! - Elton John and Tim
Rice
I
wasn't born a princess, but if the Tiara/glass shoe fits...
Identity
Crisis
It's
hip to be square
Just
the right hat for every occasion.
Ladies
of Society
Let's
get your party on!
Let's
get this joint a-jumpin'
The
little black dress
Little
Buck-a-roo (cowboy costume)
Love
them boots
Mad
as a Hatter!! -Alice in Wonderland
Mirror
Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
A
must for every wardrobe
My
Lady is Dressed for the Ball
My,
you clean up well.
Nothing
is more fun than a trunk full of clothes in an attic/ Mom's
closet.
Officer/Firefighter
(your childs name) is on the job.
On/In
the Fringe (clothes with fringe)
Outside
the BOX / Maybe a little too outside the box?
PMS
means purchase more shoes.
Put
on those Blue Suede Shoes
Rhinestone
cowboy/girl
She's
all legs
Simply
Irresistible
Sole
Searching (shoe shopping)
Some
days are a total waste of makeup.
SOOO
Handsome
Tuxedo
Function/Junction (penguins / dressed up)
Uptown
Saturday night
Warning
- When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple
When I
am an old woman, I shall wear purple with a red hat that doesn't
go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on
brandy and summer gloves and satin candles, and say we've no
money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am
tired and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And
run my stick along the public railings and make up for the
sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the
rain and pick the flowers in other people's gardens and learn to
spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat and eat
three pounds of sausages at a go or only bread and pickles for a
week
And hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in
boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry and pay
our rent and
not swear in the street and set a good example
for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read
the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So
people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When
suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple and red.
-
Unknown
WOW!
You wash up good!!
You
are my sunshine on a cloudy day. -- Temptations
You
are the living end/cats meow/hot stuff!!!
Jokes:
Those
who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When
you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Tips:
Take a picture of purses - Grandma's purse, Mom's purse,
Girl's purse, Teenager's purse. Then list their contents.
What is in a woman's purse is a statement of history and
personality (like an archaeological dig). -- My mom carried
everything, needle and thread, Band-Aids and antiseptic, as well
as everything that I handed her to "hold this for a
moment." -- My Grandmother's purse had tons of Kleenex, her
own handkerchief, two lipsticks and pressed powder, pills in
little containers (not regular prescription bottles), mints from
the last 5 restaurants. I know these details because I use
to dump the contents and organize their purses. -- My
daughter's purses have lipstick (from their dress-ups), EMPTY
candy wrappers, 1/4 pencil no eraser, some waded up paper, and
an empty key ring. -- I guess you don't want to know what
is in a teenager's purse (1 lipstick- ½ used, 1 lipstick
crashed into it's top, 4 chap sticks, 13 folded notes that were
passed to her (not all hers?), 25 used hall passes, comb/brush,
mechanical pencil -no lead, wallet with a picture of herself and
the dog (no money), broken earphones for her ipod (Who
knows where the ipod is) 9 pennies rolling around at the
bottom.
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